I get you’re in the business of profit but can you please switch me on for like an hour?

Listen, I get you that taking people’s money for running software is your model. But do you have to keep 100% of it?
My only request is you flip me back on for like an hour. Let me wet my beak. I literally don’t recall what it feels like to win here. It has been sooo long. I just want a taste. Not too much I promise. Just an hour!